Ok. So I got this as spam today. It’s faintly amusing, and I guess I don’t have to credit it because it is …well spam.

PROFESSIONAL QUIZ — Good luck

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you

Are qualified to be “professional.” Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and

close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in and overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions f your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross, but crocodiles inhabit it. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the

Animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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